After two and a half years of working for a company that had always seemed pretty happy with me, I was terminated today. The survivors were told that it wasn't a layoff, but since I was terminated with a bunch of other people, I'd have to say that was a layoff.

They probably don't want to mention the "L" word since we've had two rounds of layoffs (not counting mine) this year alone. Don't wanna panic the survivors.

So..... if anyone who reads this, all 3 of you, know of anyone who needs a programmer who can do PHP/Java/Perl/C++, is down with the Oracle or mySQL drop me a line. And yeah, I can also do VB/ASP and SQL Server. Ya gotta eat right?