Holy crap do I get spam. For some reason, I get a lot of spam from the Mortgage Pro folks. And people who want to improve the traffic on this website. And from people who want to improve my sexual performance.

Who told them?

Anyhow, I never got nigerian spam. And I felt left out. But yesterday I received some. But this was Philippines spam. Clearly superior to Nigerian spam in every which way. So I just had to reply. Follow the story here