So I was watching a little recently, and I saw one of those Levitra* commercials. I'm not sure which football star is in the commercial, but I think it was John Elway. Or Troy Aikman. Or somebody.

But anyhow, you know how it goes... he's got a little problem. Heh. Then he takes a pill, and he's got a little spring in his step. Or something. And then he throws a football thru a tire, and the commercial is fin.

A football thru the tire! Holy metaphor! Do ya get it? The football represents a penis, and the tire... well, ya get it. I hope.

I have to wonder what other subliminal messages are being sent to me via commercials.

* - I actually did a site for Vardenafil (the drug in Levitra that puts the lead in the pipe) back at my last job. It was a "forum for health care professionals" where they would, in theory, go and discuss Vardenafil. To date, no health care professionals have really cared enough to actually visit the site.